Haven't seen you in while. When was the last time you got adjusted?
Go on, treat yourself.
You know you deserve it.
And if you don't know it, I'm here to be your cheerleader to tell you that you DO DESERVE IT.
Book with Master Darren, massage therapist extraordinaire with super strong hands that dig into those knotted up muscles.
One hour massage with Darren = £55
Book a massage with young padawan, Ana, our new student massage therapist, super naturally talented and determined to be one of the best.
One hour massage with Ana = £25
They are getting lots of requests and bookings, so schedule yours now!
Also, take advantage of the discounted massage with Ana while she's still in school learning all the massage techniques!
Soon she'll graduate and be a Master just like Darren!
(Prices will go up soon.)
See you soon!
— Dr MaryAnne